Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Top 5 Reasons Rep. Kline Refused To Attend Farmfest

Top Five Reasons John Kline Missed Farmfest 

5. Stayed up all night tweeting “Obama bad; Kline has the commonsense solutions”.

4. Why? Not enough lobbyist money left in farming, for-profit schools is the wave of future Kline funding.

3. Got wrong directions from David Gerson.

2. Forgot to ask permission to attend from John Boehner.

                        ....and the #1 reason:

1. Mike Obermueller (Democratic challenger running against Kline) can walk the talk as he grew up on a small family-run dairy farm and knows the importance and value of hard work, honesty in word and deed, and working together as a community to meet common goals.

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