Top Five Reasons John Kline Missed Farmfest
5. Stayed up all night tweeting “Obama bad; Kline has the commonsense solutions”.
4. Why? Not enough lobbyist money left in farming, for-profit schools is the wave of future Kline funding.
3. Got wrong directions from David Gerson.
2. Forgot to ask permission to attend from John Boehner.
....and the #1 reason:
1. Mike Obermueller (Democratic challenger running against Kline) can walk the talk as he grew up on a small family-run dairy farm and knows the importance and value of hard work, honesty in word and deed, and working together as a community to meet common goals.